Not buying Emmy Rossum as rebel girl.

Campy schlock.

Competently made.

Excellent performances, entirely fake main premise notwithstanding.

Realistic war movie.

A fine disaster movie.

Another Nicholas Sparks effort set in Fairytale Land, North Carolina.

A fine Wes Anderson movie, not worthy of all the superlatives assigned to it.

Not as good as the original and Chris Tucker is tiresome, but still enjoyable.