Extraordinarily rote, like reading a recipe. The movie equivalent of a Gallagher performance.

Not as bad as reported, the movie suffers due to the silliness of The Green Lantern’s powers. Reynolds deserves better writing as well.

Average B-movie that is only ostensibly a Part III of anything. Better than Final Destination 5, for what little that is worth.

An English “American Pie”. Plenty of low-brow humor; could have been worse.

Interesting morality tale. May work better as a play.

Well-done suspense for the money. Good date movie.

Offensive movie with amazing visuals, straight out of the director’s fantasy. Much like what I imagine an old (60s-era) Roger Corman movie would have been like if he had CGI to work with.

Dramatic effect added to the proceedings of the sporting event itself is ruinous.

Good test to see if your favorite movie critic thinks a little too much of himself. In most films, the audience is made to care what happens “next”, and the proceedings are consequential. Not in Hugo. The movie does a disservice to Georges Méliès, who actually knew how to tell a story.

Adequate, formulaic action movie built around someone’s daydream about using everything in a home improvement store as a weapon.