Could have been a decent movie if there were no lead characters.

Inventive and touching.

Like Tommy Boy, but without the humor.

Has not aged well.

Charming, melodious, and natural.

Very 1987.

Meh. If HBO did “after-school specials”, this would be the result.

Glorification.

Weak-plotted scenery. Suspect a lot of the plot ended up on the cutting-room floor, likely to shoehorn a PG-13 rating from Sara Foster’s body.

Lovingly crafted shoot-em-up.